calmthehood:

!!!DON’T PLAY THE AUDIO UNTIL YOU’VE READ THIS!!!

Imagine being left back at home while your best friends are touring the world. They’re selling out arenas and living their dreams so it’s no wonder you hardly see them anymore. When you’re feeling down one night and your phone starts ringing you’re hesitant to answer, but the familiar name of Calum Hood appears and you sigh and answer. A smile appears on your face the minute you hear Irwin’s laugh and the familiar banter that you’ve missed hearing so much. 

IMPORTANT:Whenever there is a silence, it is your job to quickly reply to what the boys have said. You have about 4 seconds to fill in your response so it can feel like an actual phone call.  

(via iwantlukesdick)

michaelgclilfford:

hello hi how are you my lovely friend hope you’re doing alright :-) i saw this masterpost by alexgaiskarth and i liked the idea of it, so here is my masterpost of 5sos videos and stuff, enjoy!

゚・: ,。★iconic moments★,。・:・゚

"let’s play titanic, yOU’D BE THE ICE BERG AND I’LL GO DOWN"

"pretend i’m a girl"

5sos acting out Mean Girls, Twilight, and Harry Potter

"ITS A COW, LUKE"

selfie wars

"you ate your babies?!"

ashton having a boner B)

this whole video is just

"i’m half Irish, i can’t twerk"

when they went fucking mental ft. niall

target 5sos

"i’m sorry, Calum. i can’t hear you over the size of your ego"

"i do what i want i’m punk rock" "no you’re not"

(◡﹏◡✿)concert moments i wish i saw live(◡﹏◡✿)

when calum screamed in 18

when muke were rapping Lose Yourself

when michael wore a snapback

when they crashed a one direction concert with their masks on

when ashton played the guitar in Teenage Dream

when ashton broke his drums ft. michael being a cutie

when calum ruffled michael’s wet hair

and many many more, but who has the time

bromances are beautiful (⊙ω⊙✿)

muke:

muke cuddling (2) (3) (ft. cake at the end)

basically michael being mean to luke

me and luke are growing a penguin

how many times did michael talk about luke’s legs that ashton had to say “here we go again”

cashton:

"did you just spank me? do it again"

"aw you look cute" "are you cracking on to me?" "yes we should make out"

aw grumpy ash

"calum is like cuddly little bear"

cake:

such cuties

luke’s 17th birthday and calum is being a cutie

"it’s you calum it’s actually you"

luke is in love with calum ft. jealous ashton

lashton:

aUSSIE RAP NEVER DIES

banana party

he’s the youngest in the band, so i kinda feel like a brother to him

he’s such a dork with ashton

malum:

bonana

almost kissing on stage B)

*hugs calum after offending him*

"mount me" me too michael

mashton:

I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE

i find this face to face video extremely adorable

piggy back rides :((((

ashton comforting michael because he bit his tongue and calling him baby

unappreciated videos~(•ε • ~)

mtv cribs and a horror movie ft. model luke

i think i know what i want for Christmas

the harmoniES

i really want to play with michael’s hair in this vid

don’t ever let this die

i cannot deal with luke in this video

the ashton witch project

towel adventures

luke’s accent gives me life

they started doing a Michael Jackson acapella ???

for sad michael girls(✿^-^)

this dork lip-syncing to Boyfriend

two dorks lip-syncing to One Thing

michael screaming in Voodoo Doll  god bless whoever made this

"IM NOT EVEN DRUNK"

"you make us the luckiest people in the world"

you little shit

for sad calum girls(✿^-^)

what’s up with this band and lip-syncing?

it’s his microwave

calum’s cover of All About You

a never ending loop of sleepy calum

this makes me so happy ft. luke in the shower

this solo makes me emotionally unstable i fucking love his lisp

for sad ashton girls(✿^-^)

hear ashton’s laugh for 11 minutes

"damn it this fucking nipple"

really really important cover

when ashton got his wisdom teeth removed

ashton falling off a chair ft. cute fan giggling and luke not helping him

COME PLAY THE PIANE WITH UNCLE ASHTEN

for sad luke girls(✿^-^)

hear luke’s laugh for 2 minutes

luke smiling proudly because everyone was singing with him

"if you don’t swim, you’ll probably drown" i kept watching this for ages

luke’s cover of Lego House

look at this cutie

luke rapping Lose Yourself

i hope this made you laugh or at least smile, if you’re ever sad just remember michael saying “you make us the luckiest people in the world” because you do.(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

if you want more check out this page by mukenope she did a really really good job wow and thank you again to alexgaiskarth for the idea! you can check out her post here.

if any of the links are not working, just tell me and i’ll do my best to fix them (◡‿◡✿)

(via httpsmashton)

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via cas-baby-ineedyou)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via literallyllester)